1If you were in The Bad Place, what would it look like?
Small talk forever
No more wings. Ever.
Always being the designated driver.
Constantly being in second place
2On the flip side, what is the most important element of your Good Place?
Beautiful dresses
So many books
Shrimp Cocktails
Success
3You're on a trolley racing down the tracks, and there are five people on the tracks in front of you. If you switch to the other track, you'll hit your best friend. Which one do you choose?
I run over my friend.
I freeze up and can’t do anything.
I run over the five people.
4Of all the characters in The Good Place, which one makes your heart go pitter patter?
Eleanor
Janet
Tahani
Jason
Michael
5Do you think you're a good person?
Yes
No
Medium?
6What's your favorite food?
Jalapeno poppers
Scones
Shrimp
Macarons
My mother’s soup
7What would your house in The Good Place look like?
Modern and minimalist.
Huge. I mean truly over the top.
Cozy and very traditional. Lots of nooks and crannies.
Comfort is king. I want a giant TV and somewhere to hang out with my buds.
8You're trying to be a good person, but sometimes it's really tough. What gets in your way?
I forget.
My competitive nature.
Honestly sometimes I just want to treat myself.
It’s just so hard to know what the right thing is.
It can be really FUN to do the wrong thing.
9So, Janet is the greatest thing ever. If you had a Janet, what would you ask her first?
How did I die?
Can I have ice cream?
How many people know my name?
Is my arch enemy in The Bad Place?
10What Earth thing do you miss the most?
My best friend.
I think being dead is pretty cool.
My godmother, Maggie Smith.
Being able to swear.
11Pick your favorite The Good Place quote.
“Well, I’ve narrowed it down to two possibilities: yes and no.”
“I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.”
“I have no idea what’s going on but everyone is talking and I should too.”
“I was a medium person. I should get to spend eternity in a medium place! Like Cincinnati.”
12If you could describe your best characteristic, what would it be?