1"We will get along just fine, though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends. End speech."
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2"Sometime you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot."
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3"There's way too many people on this earth. We need a new plague."
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4"The worst thing about prison was--was the Dementors."
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5"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."
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6"Treat yo' self."
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7"I think that comic sans always screams fun, right?"
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8"I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car."
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9"If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal 'usted'."
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10"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
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11"I'll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please."
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12"What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me."
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13"I kinda know what it's like to be in commercials. My nickname in high school used to be Kool-Aid Man."