1You are in the supermarket parking lot when you realized you've walked off with a bag of sweets that belongs to the young girl who was in front of you in the check-out line. The cashier must have rung them up on your bill rather than hers. What do you do?
Leave without a second thought - you paid for them.
Take the sweets back to the cashier and explain what happened.
Think about it for a while, then realize that you've rightfully paid for them and she can go back for more if she wants them so badly.
2When you went trick-or-treating as a child and came to a house with a bowl of candy on the porch and a sign that said 'Take one,' without anyone around to guard it, what did you do?
Take one piece.
Take 1-3 pieces.
Take handfuls of candy, obviously!
Take one piece and make sure your friends did the same.
3You're watching the news and someone named 'Mike Litoris' is being interviewed. Do you giggle to yourself?
I'm practically rolling on the floor laughing.
I giggle a little bit, but then I feel embarrassed that I did.
I manage to stifle some laughter quickly. Who am I, a 12 year old?
I'm laughing so hard that I can't breathe, and I'm sure to take a screenshot of the TV.
4Have you ever been to an 'adults-only' store?
Yes, more than five times.
Yes, 3-5 times.
Yes, only once or twice.
Never in my life
5On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the most, how much do you enjoy dirty jokes?
1-5
6-8
9-10
6How do you celebrate April Fool's Day?
I try not to get pranked.
I pull harmless little pranks on all my friends.
I accomplish one big prank every year.
7Which Looney Tunes character do you associate with most?
Sylvester Cat
Buggs Bunny
Tweety Bird
Wile E. Coyote
8Choose a prank item!
Hand buzzer
Flower squirter
Chinese finger trap
9What's your favorite part about going to the circus?
The acrobats
The animals
The clowns
10Would you ever commit a crime if the 'end justified the means?'