What’s Your Dad Percentage?

Created by Pooja on May 3, 2018

1You tell a joke and everyone else groans. What do you do?

I’ve carried out some elaborate pranks in my life. I wouldn’t say I’m the master, but I’m willing to hand-make a costume or two to create the right ambiance.
Commitment is my middle name. There is nothing I would not do to bring a pun to life.
I’m pretty shy. I don’t like to draw attention to myself, so I don’t do big comedy.

I’m pretty vocal about affection. I say “I love you” on a regular basis and make sure they know why.
I’ll say I love you out loud on birthdays if I have to.
They should just know. I build things for them don’t I?

Pizza rolls. More pizza rolls.
A nice mix of produce and basic ingredients to match the meal plan I put together for my week.
I’ve got some junk food in there, but mostly I try to cook my own meals.

I keep my resume on a floppy drive. I’m up to date, I swear.
I’m hardly on the cutting edge, but I’ve got Facebook, I text, and I can figure out how to Google most problems.
I’m so up to date I think virtual reality is passe.

I know sometimes I act a little weird in public, but I’m not about to let the judgment of strangers get in the way of my comfort.
I don’t understand what embarrassment is.
I think it’s awful to put someone in an uncomfortable situation, especially if it’s to teach them a lesson.

That’s shiny! I better buy it!
No way! If I have to take it out of the box in the store and check it out, I will.
If it’s something expensive I’ll look into it.

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