Hopefully, Your Friends Don’t Qualify for These “Fake Friend” Defining Characteristics

1You have a strong suspicion that the outfit you're wearing isn't exactly flattering. You ask for your friends' opinion. They say... what?

There are things in there that I don’t even like, but I stock up on them because my friends like them.
They just go in and help themselves!
They def don’t eat all of my food because they’re not disrespectful garbage humans!
They’ll eat my food if I offer them snacks.

They take advantage of you, but it’s fine because you’re all friends, right?
They forget and you usually have to remind them.
They forget sometimes, but you all usually get each other back.
You pay each other back – exact change – and within an acceptable amount of time.

Exes, people you want to date, who is or is not off limits.
What constitutes ditching and when is it cool to leave a party early or not.
What’s considered “fun drunk” and what’s considered “wrecking everyone else’s night.”
Remembering the details of an important group memory in a collective consensus.