The Bachelor Is One Long Awkward Date, So Go On These Disaster Dates & We’ll Tell You How Long You’d Last On The Show!

Created by Pooja on April 23, 2018

1You're already off to a bad start. They're running over 15 minutes late. They just text you "be there soon!" you text back:

It’s not ideal, but it’s not a total deal breaker
It depends on what they’re bragging about. Their job? They get a pass. Literal things? GET A LIFE!
Remind them that life isn’t about money or material posessions
Wink, and ask what they’d like to buy you as a present

Interject with fun stories about you and your life
Ask them follow up questions. Maybe they’ll take the hint?
Zone out but still pepper the conversation with key phrases like “Really?” and “That’s crazy!”
Ignore them, do something else

Take up the mantle and talk at length about something you’re an expert on
Ask them questions to get the conversation flowing again
Make small talk. The weather, the restaurant you’re at, literally anything, just keep talking!
Get on your phone where people actually talk back to you

Casually remind them that it’s only the first date and you’ll just see where it goes from there
Say sure why not… as long as they play their cards right
Say you’ll table this conversation for a year down the road in this relationship
Say that you’re not sure how they want you to respond to this. Just put it out there!

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